Valentines Jokes For Kids, Including Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
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Every season needs a good joke. Here are Valentine's jokes for kids collected from around the web, all G-Rated. Jokes are more than just fun for kids. They help to develop language in a fun way. They say the pun is the highest form of language development. Experts agree that telling jokes develops language skills. Embrace your inner goofball and help your children learn at the same time with these cute Valentine's jokes for kids.
Jokes
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it's all heart.
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? Forget-me-nuts.
What did the letter say to the stamp? You send me.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you.
What is a vampire's sweetheart called? His ghoul-friend.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
What is a ram's favorite song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? Antelope.
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an apple.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? I Love Ewe!
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? Owl be yours!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
What do you call a very small Valentine? A Valentiny!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you!
What did the girl squirrel say to the boy squirrel on Valentine's Day? You're nuts so bad yourself!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You're fun to hang around with.
What did one light bulb say to the other? I love you a whole watt!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pin cushion!
What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's on you!
What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock knock
Who'e there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Pooch
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
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why shouldent you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up.
by th e way i'm only nine
these r awesome!
thanx lela
this rocks! my kids really love these!
thank you for the jokes it makes my grandchildren's day when i put jokes on thier lunchbags
this is suppose to be for kids
awesome
amazingly awesome i laughed my heart out lissning
OPTIONAL DEPENDS ON 1 THROUGH 8 BUT OK I LIKE
THESE ARE SO GOOD
OMG THESE R THE BEST JOKES EVER!!!! I LUV THEM MY GRANDKIDS R GONNA DIE IF LAUGHFTER!!!!
hi i am Cierra and i love more Jokes i have many Jokes Books all about Jokes Knock Knock Jokes
hi my name is cierra brown i love joke
Thanks so much - these bring back so many fun memories - and of course we must share them with each generation!
Children love this stuff! Thanks so much!
These are soo Funny!! :D
nic joke
love the jokes cant wait to see more me and my sisters are laughing so hard my sister peed in her pants
awsome jokes i loved them
Great one liners
Nice Nice I love them
great. thanks. I surely be using them.
Thanks for jokes. Happy Valentines day!
Laughing with my grandchildren really made my day. Thank You.
I started reading these with my granddaughter and even my husband joined in the laughter. Thank you!
Thanks for all the compliments, but I feel compelled to reiterate that I didn't make these up! Just collected the best I found. I'm glad we're all enjoying the jokes!
These jokes are great Lela,
Keep up the good work.
It's refreshing to hear Valentine's Day jokes-or any jokes for that matter-that don't have a raunchy undertone. Kudos for the creativity!
I used to love jokes and i only know one now which i like...
Here goes....How do you keep an idiot in suspence?........... i will tell you next week! hehe..
If this joke is not suitable for kids you can delete this comment:)
Lela, these are so cute! As a child, I loved reading and telling jokes like these.
Great hub, very interesting and very funny hubpage.
Thanks everyone! I'm glad the jokes are a hit. Jokes make kids smart so keep sharing!
Great list Lela. I especially love the knock knock jokes. I'm definitely going to tell these to my 4 yr. old to try to get his favorite knock knock out of his head. It goes like this:
Knock Knock...
Who's there...
I gotta goap...
I gotta goap who?
Then he just starts cracking up! :-)
nice, love it
Chuckles. I'm bookmarking this page for my four boys to read in the morning. Thanks very much.
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on
Valentine's Day? I'm nuts about you!
Excellent
Thank you
Hehe...My four year old is just getting into knock-knock jokes and these are perfect! Thanks!
Very Cute. Will tells these to my kid.
Thanks
dese jokes iz cool yo
You are a blessing after a hard day i used these on my granddaughter"knock knock jokes" and made her happy and laughing.Thank you for the post
Thanks Lela! I've already read them to my oldest twice. I'm always running out of "clean" jokes ;)
Harmony
These are so cute! My kids will really love some new material -especially the knock-knock jokes!
sk178 9 months ago
Hey you forgot this cute one:
What did one piece of bread say to the other? I loaf you dough much!